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qui je suis ?

MessagePosté: Mar 29 Nov 2011 20:30
par le diable
je suis le diable.mon royaume est l'enfer, lieu de supplice pour les damnés,créé à l'origine pour les démons. Il constitue un séjour définitif et éternel. « Vous qui entrez ici, perdez tout espoir », écrira même Dante . Il n'y aura pas d'amnistie.
Les fresques peignent l'enfer sous les jours les plus terrifiants : fournaises, fers chauffés à blanc, abîmes pestilentiels, roues armées de dents acérées, matelas de charbons ardents, légions de démons cornus et fourchus... Mais tous les théologiens s'accordent à reconnaître, derrière saint Paul, que la première souffrance encourue y sera le « dam », c'est-à-dire la privation de Dieu.l'enfer est affecté à ces derniers, condamnés en raison de leurs fautes à des souffrances et supplices éternels.
l'enfer s'attache à punir l'aspect psychologique des fautes humaines. Les pécheurs expieront leurs péchés en éprouvant tantôt le froid le plus intense, tantôt la chaleur la plus épouvantable, dans leur traversée des neuf enfers du feu et des neuf enfers du froid. Le juge des morts pèse les bonnes et les mauvaises actions dans sa balance de la justice, avant de livrer les âmes coupables aux bourreaux infernaux.
attention.....sentez-vous le soufre, la pourriture immonde de l'humanite....sentez le froid vous envahir....les flammes vous caresser.

Re: qui je suis ?

MessagePosté: Mar 29 Nov 2011 21:57
par Plume
euhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh salut toi :cligne:

Re: qui je suis ?

MessagePosté: Mar 29 Nov 2011 23:09
par Nine
Bon sinon pour noël t'a commandé quoi toi ?

Re: qui je suis ?

MessagePosté: Mer 30 Nov 2011 04:39
par Thierry
Un sac de charbon ;)

Re: qui je suis ?

MessagePosté: Mer 30 Nov 2011 07:32
par de.sas
OK ! Bonjour le Diable !

Ben pose ta fourche et paie un coup :)

Re: qui je suis ?

MessagePosté: Lun 5 Déc 2011 11:20
par le diable
une rotissoire
ou un tourne-broches à l'ancienne, avec des braises, enormement de braises pour que puissent danser mes petits démons....
pour boire un coup, je vous invite tous pour une boisson de mon invention
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Re: qui je suis ?

MessagePosté: Lun 5 Déc 2011 11:37
par le diable